hung out with my course mates for the first day of uni and they’re actually hilarious and so cool i’m so excited for this year

regigigay:

I HAVE NEVER YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE DIS

regigigay:

I HAVE NEVER YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE DIS

hancljob:

i need to get off with a boy tonight 

i didn’t get off with a boy but i got pizza so that’s even better

i need to get off with a boy tonight 

i am a white boy and guess what, i'm straight. i have never once spoken to anyone about pulling girls and it can get quite annoying these new sterotypes. it's not actually that funny. i'll let you go this time but watch out, next time i'm gonna have to take drastic measures and... and... UNFOLLOW
Anonymous

all my flatmates talk about is pulling girls and club music and dating apps like they’re such straight white boys it’s kind of unbearable

bikinipowerbottom:

"my dad said if i get 500,000 notes on this post I can-"

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A’s before baes

one of my flatmates is a medicine student and i feel really sorry for him cos he’s always in his room studying while the rest of us are drinking and having fun aw

human:

"she sucked the cum out of me like go-gurt" - straight boy in the library