spankmehardbarry:

"do u have a tight hole? ;)"

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adel-oi-lil-brat:

baelor:

when you accidentally type ong instead of omg

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NO

oinkaloink:

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

i have a job interview in like 2 hours wish me luck!!!!!

thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

sucymemebabaran:

ah yes the four seasons. wet, hot, halloween, and christmas

danbutt:

apu no

danbutt:

apu no

heisenberginc:

When your conjoined twin won’t let you get any ass

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amywinehouseofficial:

when in doubt eat me out

assdeluxe:

*discovers a giant floating orb in the woods*

sick

*snapchats it*