brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

arbors:

there’s always a white boy in every class that just talks and talks and talks like timothy stop just write it down!! make a mental note!!! wait till after class and tell ya friends on reddit!!

kamikaze95:

i love being dramatic and half naked

radgoku:

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

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i was thinking something in retail

could be gayer
a review (via hauntter)

quickweaves:

honestly if ur thirst following me u have taste

suctioning:

this-bi-guy:

After he nutt:

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delete this

teenagenicks:

this is still happening in 2014 

teenagenicks:

this is still happening in 2014 

do you know who’s cute? read the last word me