cummied:

hancljob:

how can y’all sit there and be like ‘i can’t wait for joan rivers to die!!’ like grow the fuck up and realise that saying stuff like that is vile and makes you look absolutely pathetic

plus that shit is bad karma as hell…..u gonna wake up 10 years from now and joan…

'im not wishing death on anyone but she deserves to die' is what ur saying then okay goodbye

welcome to my twisted mind 💀

welcome to my twisted mind 💀

oomshi:

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways

meladoodle:

officialunitedstates:

you lost me at superwh

Why won’t anyone let me pitch my superwhales idea

hi:

seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person

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I'm new to tumblr what are good blogs to follow. I love you btw
Anonymous

just me. literally just me. i am all that matters. 

ITS SEPTEMBER SO THAT MEANS ITS THE MONTH I MOVE OUT AND AWAY FROM HOME YAY

buthed:

*deletes all ur captions before reblogging post*

pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

clamperl:

what type of currency do they use in outer space

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