asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

clacl:

i want 69,420 followers and then im deleting my blog

childservices:

horoscope app: today u gonna #stunt on these hoes
me: damn….das tru

-annoying:

mirror mirror on the wall what the fuck am i doing with my life

2000yr:

merlotte:

2000yr:

Can the science side of tumblr explain why my ass itch

wash your fucking ass

Wash your attitude

rosaparking:

who is down to f…………ocus on school

cumnog:

Like this and I’ll check out your mom

thesassycat:

People tend to confuse friendliness with flirting and thats real dangerous