"do u have a tight hole? ;)"
'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus
since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again
ah yes the four seasons. wet, hot, halloween, and christmas
When your conjoined twin won’t let you get any ass
when in doubt eat me out
*discovers a giant floating orb in the woods*