hung out with my course mates for the first day of uni and they’re actually hilarious and so cool i’m so excited for this year
I HAVE NEVER YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE DIS
i need to get off with a boy tonight
i didn’t get off with a boy but i got pizza so that’s even better
all my flatmates talk about is pulling girls and club music and dating apps like they’re such straight white boys it’s kind of unbearable
"my dad said if i get 500,000 notes on this post I can-"
one of my flatmates is a medicine student and i feel really sorry for him cos he’s always in his room studying while the rest of us are drinking and having fun aw
"she sucked the cum out of me like go-gurt" - straight boy in the library